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Honey Dick

Honey Dick: the action of convincing a man to do things against his will by preying on his sexual impulses.
Hey dipshit, your girlfriend totally honey dicked you into buying her that Gucci bag.

I was honey dicked out of my car keys and now she won't answer my texts.
Honey Dick by Catpissyellow September 17, 2018

hockey dick 

When your sick rubs against your damn leg all day and you get a rash on your longjohn
Dude I have a bad case if hockey dick.
hockey dick by jdvdksbs October 14, 2015

Honey Dick

When a cock starts dripping sweet-and-sour sauce out of the mushroom tip. An STD that is caused by having sex with a woman who has had a dirty cock bust a nut inside her sugar walls.
Bob: "Man, that sex last night was great but my cock has started leaking all kinds of sauce."
Kevin: "Man, you got yourself some of that HONEY DICK!"
Honey Dick by SaucyWonder August 28, 2013

Honey Dick

When playing Warzone in Verdansk and you and your team set up an ambush on a ‘Loadout Drop’ or ‘Buy Box’.
“Hey Jim, we totally honey dicked the shit out of that team.” - “We sure did Gary, we sure did...”

“Those Jabronis fell right into our honey dick trap...”

“Hmmmmn, I reckon that’s probably been honey dicked bro...”

“Let’s set up a honey dick on that shit boys...”

“Honey dick it and they will come...”
Honey Dick by BENNNNNNNO May 24, 2020

Honey Dick

The flattering name used to describe your dick when you add honey to your dick and have a girl lick/suck it off, making it taste sweeter when your dick goes in her mouth.
Steve put honey on his dick. Now someone has to lick his honey dick.