hong jisoo

hong jisoo, the best man in the whole entire universe. he's the most prettiest, gorgeous, good-looking, beautiful, handsome, attractive, lovely, nice-looking, eye-catching, appealing, charming, delightful, nice, engaging, pleasing, sweet, adorable, loving, and glamorous man i've ever heard of. like how can someone be SO perfect dude. hes so unreal bro like hes so fine and shit like dude its actually so crazy.
his eyes are so adorable like he's so deer coded and i just wanna squish him like how did bro escape my pocket!!!
hong jisoo is the most adorable man ever i wanna sob so badly

if you love hong jisoo, i hate you
if you hate hong jisoo, i hate you
i will hate you so much because hong jisoo is literally MY MAN and MY MAN ONLY like back off if you think that he's your man dude like imagine dreaming :sob_emoji:
bro is literally the definition of perfect because how can someone be so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so magnificent dude he's so beautiful and breath-taking like how is that even possible
"But i'm dating hong jisoo!" NO YOURE NOT. I AM. hes my husband and it stays that way man
"But me and hong jisoo are married together!" NO YOURE NOT. I AM. like hes literally right next to me as i type this out
"I'm the #1 hong jisoo stan!" NO. YOURE. NOT. I. AM. i am actually the realest and biggest hong jisoo stan youve ever seen and its gonna stay that way
"I bias hong jisoo!" BLOCKED. DOXXED.
"I LOVE HONG JISOO." BLOCKED. DOXXED.
hong jisoo = finest person on earth like dont even try to impersonate him to win my love bro i love joshua the most out of all the 8 billion+ people on earth.

hong jisoo by shuniversal February 15, 2024

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hongjisoosupremacy

hongjisoosupremacy is an amazing and funny tiktok acc run by one of the purest carats on that app.

Person 1: Have you seen hongjisoosupremacy ‘s account?
Person 2: No..?
Person 1: Then you’re missing out.

hongjisoosupremacy by Your(hopefully)favouriteperson July 16, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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