hong jisoo 

hong jisoo, the best man in the whole entire universe. he's the most prettiest, gorgeous, good-looking, beautiful, handsome, attractive, lovely, nice-looking, eye-catching, appealing, charming, delightful, nice, engaging, pleasing, sweet, adorable, loving, and glamorous man i've ever heard of. like how can someone be SO perfect dude. hes so unreal bro like hes so fine and shit like dude its actually so crazy.
his eyes are so adorable like he's so deer coded and i just wanna squish him like how did bro escape my pocket!!!
hong jisoo is the most adorable man ever i wanna sob so badly

if you love hong jisoo, i hate you
if you hate hong jisoo, i hate you
i will hate you so much because hong jisoo is literally MY MAN and MY MAN ONLY like back off if you think that he's your man dude like imagine dreaming :sob_emoji:
bro is literally the definition of perfect because how can someone be so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so magnificent dude he's so beautiful and breath-taking like how is that even possible
"But i'm dating hong jisoo!" NO YOURE NOT. I AM. hes my husband and it stays that way man
"But me and hong jisoo are married together!" NO YOURE NOT. I AM. like hes literally right next to me as i type this out
"I'm the #1 hong jisoo stan!" NO. YOURE. NOT. I. AM. i am actually the realest and biggest hong jisoo stan youve ever seen and its gonna stay that way
"I bias hong jisoo!" BLOCKED. DOXXED.
"I LOVE HONG JISOO." BLOCKED. DOXXED.
hong jisoo = finest person on earth like dont even try to impersonate him to win my love bro i love joshua the most out of all the 8 billion+ people on earth.

hong jisoo by shuniversal February 15, 2024

hongjisoosupremacy 

hongjisoosupremacy is an amazing and funny tiktok acc run by one of the purest carats on that app.

Person 1: Have you seen hongjisoosupremacy ‘s account?
Person 2: No..?
Person 1: Then you’re missing out.

hongjisoosupremacy by Your(hopefully)favouriteperson July 16, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016