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hong jisoo 

hong jisoo, the best man in the whole entire universe. he's the most prettiest, gorgeous, good-looking, beautiful, handsome, attractive, lovely, nice-looking, eye-catching, appealing, charming, delightful, nice, engaging, pleasing, sweet, adorable, loving, and glamorous man i've ever heard of. like how can someone be SO perfect dude. hes so unreal bro like hes so fine and shit like dude its actually so crazy.
his eyes are so adorable like he's so deer coded and i just wanna squish him like how did bro escape my pocket!!!
hong jisoo is the most adorable man ever i wanna sob so badly
if you love hong jisoo, i hate you
if you hate hong jisoo, i hate you
i will hate you so much because hong jisoo is literally MY MAN and MY MAN ONLY like back off if you think that he's your man dude like imagine dreaming :sob_emoji:
bro is literally the definition of perfect because how can someone be so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so magnificent dude he's so beautiful and breath-taking like how is that even possible
"But i'm dating hong jisoo!" NO YOURE NOT. I AM. hes my husband and it stays that way man
"But me and hong jisoo are married together!" NO YOURE NOT. I AM. like hes literally right next to me as i type this out
"I'm the #1 hong jisoo stan!" NO. YOURE. NOT. I. AM. i am actually the realest and biggest hong jisoo stan youve ever seen and its gonna stay that way
"I bias hong jisoo!" BLOCKED. DOXXED.
"I LOVE HONG JISOO." BLOCKED. DOXXED.
hong jisoo = finest person on earth like dont even try to impersonate him to win my love bro i love joshua the most out of all the 8 billion+ people on earth.
hong jisoo by shuniversal February 15, 2024
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Person 1: Have you seen hongjisoosupremacy ‘s account?
Person 2: No..?
Person 1: Then you’re missing out.
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