The period (usually two or three weeks) following the purchase of a new electronic gadget, when you are so much in love with your new gizmo that everything about it seems perfect. It doesnt matter how good or bad it actually is, the honeymoon period will always exist (believe it or not, even Vista users had a honeymoon period with their new OS). After the end of the honeymoon period, logic takes over emotion, and you can finally judge your new gadget more objectively, and thus decide whether the purchase was a success or failure. The duration of the honeymoon period is proposal to how good the gadget actually is.
Vista user: “This new Aero environment looks pretty slick, and look at those cool bundled multimedia tools!“
Same vista user, three weeks later: “Vista sucks! What‘s the point of having all those visual effects if the system is dog slow, and the bundled multimedia tools dont support any format that matters, like mp4 or divx avi“ (honeymoon period ended)
Same vista user, three weeks later: “Vista sucks! What‘s the point of having all those visual effects if the system is dog slow, and the bundled multimedia tools dont support any format that matters, like mp4 or divx avi“ (honeymoon period ended)
by DimK August 28, 2011
A person who only dates an individual until the "Honeymoon Phase" ends, in which they seek out another partner whether or not their current relationship is still ongoing.
Erick: Hey Sam, you still dating Serena?
Sam: Nah man, found out Serena's a honeymoon chaser. I think she's dating Jerome now.
Erick: Damn, that's almost as bad a thot.
Sam: Nah man, found out Serena's a honeymoon chaser. I think she's dating Jerome now.
Erick: Damn, that's almost as bad a thot.
by Sextones November 28, 2017
Having sex with your best friends sister while taking a shit back and forth and eating sausage while your racist grandma reads dutch love poetry to you
While in Chicago, Illinois Johnny decided to have a Chicago Honeymoon since he was there with Stephanie.
by ThunderKawK January 9, 2017
The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.
"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."
by Greg54 November 15, 2005
by Sly 2844 February 4, 2010
A Jamaican Honeymoon is a honeymoon in which the white wife has sex with a black man or a "BBC". She may have sex with black man in addition to her husband or if he is a "cockhold" he must watch while she has sex excusively with her black lover.
Teri found out what a Jamaican Honeymoon is when on her wedding night, Teri's husband brought in a black lover to has sex with her.
by Laurenaustex January 8, 2012
Perhaps from the fifties: something that fits tightly, as into a female virgin on her wedding night.
by ThreePoint14159265 July 2, 2010