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honeymoonitis

Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.

The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
"Christ, my pussy's sore. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."

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honeymoonitis

Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.

The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
"Christ, I'm sore down there. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."

Honeymoonsitis

That honey moon stage in a relationship whereby the two young hoes engage in continuous coitus resulting in the female contracting UTIs repeatedly. Bringing down the fire of a thousand suns upon her inferior pussy
Oh poor Ella is glued to the toilet gurgling water down she has honeymoonsitis after her trip to see her boyfriend
Honeymoonsitis by Feetesforever January 28, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026