honey dew stick 

A seductively sweet stick typically found on the lower frontal area of a male anatomy

Rebecca: "Please give me your honey dew stick!"

All men present: "With pleasure!"

honey dew stick by jonnymikey November 3, 2013

Honeydew on a Stick 

Something constructed supposedly in one's likeness, in an attempt to fool others into thinking that the object constructed is actually that person.

1. The 'tard stuck a honeydew on a stick and put it on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady stuck a gimuntuan pillow under his blankets so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

Honeydew on a Stick by Phak Yoo November 17, 2004