homobeast

one extremely gay homosexual, trying to be kewl about things and lying to his family and openly denies his gayness

Mr Rulon Johnson comes into work today and his mother confronts him of being gay but he denies the whole thing. you call that mother F* a homobeast!!

by rulon johnson January 4, 2008

hambeast

Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.

"Look at this picture and tell me Fud isn't a hambeast. How much does he eat in a day?!"

by Siege February 16, 2005

hobeast

1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.

1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"

by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005

hosebeast

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004

Homocestobation

To engage in a sexual relationship with your genetic clone, mixing homosexuality, incest and masturbation.

There was nothing on the telly so the clone and I decided to have a nice romantic night of homocestobation.

by Harry_Munk January 16, 2013

Hoesbeast

The insult upon insults for all females. Used to describe the most frustrating, obnoxious, life-assaulting trollbitch you know, who gets in the way of anything bringing joy to anyone. A fun-sucker. They may also be obscenely ugly, flabby, and reek of cust in its most grotesque and primitive form. Use this word sparingly, and only to describe the bitchiest of life-rapers.

Tracy: Hey, where were you last night? You missed prom!

Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.

Tracy: Well, damn... What a hoesbeast!

by bahalaugh October 16, 2011

hambeast

An extremely obese mass of flesh that is collectively thought of as human. To qualify for hambeast, the being must be 100 lbs. overweight, but the minimum can travel downwards if the hambeast tries to "show their stuff" when there is glaringly too much of "it."

Snowpony, lose some weight you damn hambeast.

by SquareMoogle February 16, 2005