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homo tech 

(aka 'homo technical foul') A penalty awarded to an athlete, friend, or random person for committing an act deemed to be stupid and/or homo in nature. In basketball, it is more severe than both the regular technical foul and the flagrant foul (levels I and II)

Accrual of 3 homo techs may result in the barring of a person from a venue or specific location, per public consent. Every homo tech thereafter must go before a review panel comprised of a 3 member tribunal to be known as the War Cabinet. Any person subjected to the tribunal is required to wear a helmet constructed out of concrete in order to represent the dunce-headed thinking he/she exhibited while committing such fouls.
EX 1: Dwayne Wade was awarded a Homo Tech by Fred for getting away with a travelling violation during the 2006 NBA Finals versus the Dallas Mavericks. He has 2 remaining.

EX 2: Unneccesary pluralization of otherwise singular words may result homo tech(s) depending on how many words in the phrase were pluralized.
homo tech by Kruzer October 16, 2006
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homotechsual 

People who are expert in using only one type of technology and use it only and are not open to try or use anything else.

"Apple Fanbois"
Homotechsuals are fucking noobs..
homotechsual by deadp00li0 September 25, 2018
1. a whiny little bastard who annoys the hell out of virtually everyone

2. a tech nerd who has been identified as a blatant homosexual

3. a tech nerd who you generally do not like
"Dude, that computer teacher is a homotech."
homotech by chris logan August 27, 2006

Homotechual

A person whose primary emotional or aesthetic attraction is toward technology itself— machine, machines, systems, code, circuitry— not merely as tools, but as objects of fascination, devotion, or even affection.
He claimed he was only upgrading his setup for “performance reasons,” but the candlelit unboxing ceremony made his homotechual tendencies difficult to deny.
Homotechual by Ballzeigh February 19, 2026
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