The house that stands opposite to the home of sexual, they're in a big rivalry and homicides between them are common. People from the home of phobic use firearms as they don't want contact, which is why they are called the phobics, while residents of the home of sexual use gay bombs to try to lure their opponents inside their home and sex them, thus earning the nickname of sexuals.
A man from the home of phobics recently got murdered by a man from the home of sexuals. It's just another crime out of hundreds in this fierce rivalry.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).