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Stay At Home Bro 

A Stay At Home Bro is someone who sits on his butt at home, all day, either watching TV or playing video games, from the time he gets up from bed, until he feels like he's had his fill for the day, and goes to sleep. A Stay At Home Bro will take the occasional nap, a short break to see what food can be found in the kitchen, or even take a restroom break to pee out of boredom. Usually unemployed, and usually not one to go through full-time credit hour semesters in college, the Stay At Home Bro will often resort to mooching to meet life's daily needs, especially when it comes to who will buy him lunch or in more extreme cases, pay for his cable and/or internet bill.
I'm not paying the cable/internet bill this month. I'm not supporting the habits of a Stay At Home Bro.
Stay At Home Bro by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

No-Home-Bro 

selling your home because a guy went inside of it and you're not gay.
“ Carl, you're homeless? What happened?” said Jon. ”Well,” Carl said. ”A dude went inside my house and didn't say no homo so I said No-Home-Bro and I sold it. I may be homeless but at least I'm not gay.”
No-Home-Bro by gudiofdkjghfhuu April 23, 2019

Bro up, or Bro home 

A life motto for all bros to keep straying bros on the path of a true bro. Put on your backwards hat, hit the frat parties, and look for the beer bong, or go home and brush up on your bro-losophy.
Bro 1: I don't know if I want to party tonight.
Bro 2: Dude, Bro up, or Bro home. Now grab some Natty Ice.
Bro up, or Bro home by Dr. Lazy November 10, 2010

Home gym bro 

A guy who has a really nice home gym in either his basement or garage (predominately Rogue equipment) and who steers every conversation to his home gym. Also religiously watches every one of Coop's Garage Gym Reviews videos. Loves horse stall mats, his leaf blower and the fact that he can do curls in the squat rack without interruption.
Mike: "You want to go to Original Pancake House tomorrow for some grub?"
Home gym bro: "Nah dawg, I'll be lifting! Can't wait to try out my new Rogue RM-6 rack with the Rhino drop-in and Rogue 3.0 adjustable bench! Also got a new stainless steel Rogue power bar with some Rogue Echo bumpers!"
Home gym bro by Eric Reuth January 24, 2023

Stay at Home Brother 

The one brother, out of a set of twins, who stays at home on his ass all day while the other one goes and and earns a living. Similar to a trophy wife.
Charlie just sits at home while Thomas wakes up everyday and goes to work. Charlie is a stay at home brother.

Home Brown 

"This home brown done run up on me outside of 7-11."
Home Brown by jmbf April 17, 2009