Holland Patent

A town in upstate New York that surrounding towns (Utica, New Hartford, Whitesboro, etc.) think is a hick town. In retaliation, we have parties where there is too much drinking to prove we're just as cool as you city folk.

"That guy is driving his tractor to Stewart's to fill it up with gas!"
"Yeah, well, we're in Holland Patent."

note: this has actually happened.

Holland Patent by xxlinneaxlovexx April 4, 2009

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Holland Patent

Small ass town in Upstate New York neighboring Marcy, Stittville, and Barnaveld where shit goes down. Not many people live there, but there's enough to have it's own school district. There's like two main streets with houses on them, and that consists of the town's main population. In the summer, real niggas chill in the tiny ass park by the fire department and sometimes they walk up to Miller jump off the bridge into the scummy ass water below. In the winter, they snowmobile, and well that's about it considering the fact it's well, it's in the middle of scenic nowhere. All in all, the people from the area are pretty nice and chill people.

Guy 1: Hey, you going to Holland Patent?
Guy 2: No? What's to do there? It's in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere.
Guy 1: Yeah, but the niggas there are pretty chill.
Guy 2: I guess. Let's turn up.

Holland Patent by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow September 16, 2014

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A small hick town in the province of bum-fuck where the moosen roam the streets and the rednecks milk their cows.... all day long

-Hey where do you live?
-I live in Holland Patent
-holy shit I thought you looked like a farmer... I live in remsen
-rot in hell faggot

holland patent by goose February 11, 2005

Holland Patent High School

A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.

Holland Patent High School

Holland Patent High School by JustxSayinnx April 10, 2011

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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