hold my avocado 

A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."

However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.

It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.

Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.

hold my avocado by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017