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a notice for hoes, ie memo.
hey bitch you gotta hoetice on your windshield.. shits gettin towed!
hoetice by free mystikal December 11, 2009
Words you can keep
1.of and or relating to being a ho
2.having the characteristics of a ho
3.of or befitting a ho
1. why she dressin all hoetic and shit?
2. Damn, that new shortie's madd hoetic
3. ...and she was wearin those hoetic booty shorts with "juicy" on the back,...
hoetic by flawlessvictory December 2, 2005
Absurd. Also:
asinine, balmy, brainless, childish, crazy, dippy, dizzy, empty, empty-headed, fatuous, featherbrained, flighty, foolhardy, foolish, frivolous, giddy, harebrained, idiotic, ignorant, illogical, immature, imprudent, inane, inappropriate, inconsistent, irrational, irresponsible, ludicrous, meaningless, muddle-headed, nitwitted, nonsensical, pointless, preposterous, puerile, ridiculous, senseless, simple, simple-minded, stupid, unintelligent, unreasonable, unwise, vacuous, wacked out, witless.
Today was such a hotice day ..
hotice by FaRaSHa July 23, 2005

hoetisement 

Letting the public know that one is actively available by using sexy or seductive means. The means could be social media, printed material, or in various other settings.
Since your breakup your photos on TikTok seem like hoetisements.
hoetisement by Rosemary Slade August 12, 2023
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