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1.of and or relating to being a ho
2.having the characteristics of a ho
3.of or befitting a ho
1. why she dressin all hoetic and shit?
2. Damn, that new shortie's madd hoetic
3. ...and she was wearin those hoetic booty shorts with "juicy" on the back,...
hoetic by flawlessvictory December 2, 2005
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n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.

n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.

note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.
definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.

definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.
Hoetch by mitra and kristin October 14, 2008
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Hortical 

original, real, true, genuine, respected, acclaimed.


An adjective often describing a person, relationship, or situation.
Our friendship is hortical.
I am hortical.
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hoetivities 

1. used to describe all activies a hoe makes.
2. used to descirbe a person's sexual acts that are very hoe like but are done rarely.
bitch i dont want to know about your hoetivities, its nasty!
hoetivities by Behnaz February 27, 2008

Hoetacular 

The supreme hoe of ones social group
JimBo said to Shawn: ‘after this weekend, I relinquish the title of Hoetacular and Bequeath it to you’
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Hobo like. When somebody is like a hobo, living that hobo life.
Damn I look hobetic right now.
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hoticulating 

Rose: You guys wanna go to my house
Guys: Stop hoticulating rose.
hoticulating by You a ho March 26, 2009
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