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n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.

n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.

note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.
definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.

definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.
Hoetch by mitra and kristin October 14, 2008
Related Words

Hortical 

original, real, true, genuine, respected, acclaimed.


An adjective often describing a person, relationship, or situation.
Our friendship is hortical.
I am hortical.
Hortical by Mr. Mention February 9, 2009

hoetivities 

1. used to describe all activies a hoe makes.
2. used to descirbe a person's sexual acts that are very hoe like but are done rarely.
bitch i dont want to know about your hoetivities, its nasty!
hoetivities by Behnaz February 27, 2008

Hoetacular 

JimBo said to Shawn: ‘after this weekend, I relinquish the title of Hoetacular and Bequeath it to you
Hoetacular by Aspiring Hoe September 13, 2021
Hobo like. When somebody is like a hobo, living that hobo life.
Damn I look hobetic right now.
Hobetic by Senorpacodeltaco July 17, 2021

hoticulating 

Rose: You guys wanna go to my house
Guys: Stop hoticulating rose.
hoticulating by You a ho March 26, 2009