hoesdown

some dumb shit alexandra martin says

i dont know its making me put it in the defonition hoesdown

hoesdown by sanofart January 31, 2023

Carolina Hoedown 

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.

Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

Carolina Hoedown by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009

Honkey Hoedown 

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.

I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's

Honkey Hoedown by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

bs up hoes down 

Bloods up hoes down. Or bros up hoes down. Basically bros(or bloods) before hoes

Jerry-"i'm hangin with my girl tonight, bro"
Drew-"Bs up hoes down, BRO"
Jerry: Calls girl and cancels movie date

bs up hoes down by Royce24 June 20, 2011

hoebag hoedown 

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

g's up hoes down 

Your boys are first priority.G's up. Hoes are second. Hoes down

Man fuck a bitch.G's up hoes down

g's up hoes down by Sloppeeman December 20, 2006

Pikey Hoedown 

Pikey Hoedown is a young persons party filled with chavs and unwanted visitors.

Don't invite to many people, I don't want my party turning into a Pikey Hoedown

Pikey Hoedown by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009