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Carolina Hoedown
the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?
Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.
Carolina Hoedown by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009
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Honkey Hoedown
The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.
I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's
Honkey Hoedown by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012
bs up hoes down
Jerry-"i'm hangin with my girl tonight, bro"
Drew-"Bs up hoes down, BRO"
Jerry: Calls girl and cancels movie date
Drew-"Bs up hoes down, BRO"
Jerry: Calls girl and cancels movie date
bs up hoes down by Royce24 June 20, 2011
hoebag hoedown
when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.
yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.
hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010
g's up hoes down
g's up hoes down by Sloppeeman December 20, 2006
Pikey Hoedown
Pikey Hoedown by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009