hoepourri

Slang term for feminine deodorant. Often used after sex to mask the smell of latex.

"That girl must buy hoepourri in bulk, with all the game she's been playing lately!"

by badwolf1337 May 29, 2014

Hoepocrite

The State of Mind, Body and Example set into motion using the principles of Boebertian Thot Yoga to portray oneself as having high moral standards when - in reality - one is just high and groping down in a theater.

Bro, be mindful of who you are seen with at Beetlejuice. You don’t wanna end up on that hoepocrite’s InstaNutFlix when she reaches her hand across the aisle and tries to gerrymander your junk.

by ThugGuzzler September 19, 2023

Hoepocrisy

When your girl gets mad at you for liking other girls' pictures but posts dozens of tits and ass pics for other dudes to like.

-Friend: My girl posts tits and ass for other dudes to like but gets mad as soon as i like other girls' pics.
-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.

-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.

by Bago_Fit_Arm December 8, 2018

Hoepocrisy

CHEATING ON
SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE WITH SOMEONE YOU
DON'T WANT TO KEEP

Hoepocrisy; Cheating on your main with a random while expecting them to remain faithful is Hoepcrisy.

by TFXMAN May 3, 2024