The act of defecating into a pair of pants that you are trying on in a clothing store. Once complete, the pair of pants is inconspicously returned to the clothing rack or shelf for an unsuspecting consumer and/or salesperson.
I went to the Gap and decided that a hotcaking was necessary for a really expensive pair of pants because I couldn't afford them.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).