hoecakin

When you are at an event with your bro's but you spend the whole time on the phone with a (or sometimes multiple) woman.

ADUB: What's Willbo over there doin'?
MAT: Prolly on his phone hoecakin' with Brandi

by fubarsnafu March 19, 2016

Hotcaking

The act of defecating into a pair of pants that you are trying on in a clothing store. Once complete, the pair of pants is inconspicously returned to the clothing rack or shelf for an unsuspecting consumer and/or salesperson.

I went to the Gap and decided that a hotcaking was necessary for a really expensive pair of pants because I couldn't afford them.

by Kenny's Karaoke Kings August 14, 2008