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hockey jersey 

The act where you pull a skirt over a girl's head and throw a quick donkey punch to the kidneys inducing the action desired from her.
I saw this hot chick in the bar last night with a short little skirt and just wanted to pull it over her head and hockey jersey her.
hockey jersey by Slick18 December 14, 2007

the hockey jersey 

You're standing with your cock out, your girl's on her knees in front of you. Just as she's about to put your dick in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and pull it over her head, thus thrusting your wang into her mouth!
"She was just about to blow me, and I gave her the hockey jersey!"
the hockey jersey by Terry Koch February 7, 2007

The Hockey Jersey 

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
The Hockey Jersey by Terry Koch February 4, 2007

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026