ho muffin 

A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!

See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!

ho muffin by peachpie88 September 10, 2011

ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.

My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"

ho-muffin by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005

Muffin-Ho 

Someone who lost their's computer

He is muffin-hoed

Muffin-Ho by yamatroll December 5, 2019