hmjb

Hold my juice box. The child version of Hold My Beer (hmb) which is said before doing something stupid, typically under the influence of alcohol.

Made popular by the subreddit reddit.com/r/holdmyjuicebox which features gifs and videos of children doing stupid things.

kid 1: Should I try to fit all of these crayons in my undies?
kid 2: I bet you can't
kid 1: hmjb

hmjb by DAMP_PIGEONS June 26, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026