The worst time of the year for Futbol Club Barcelona when players' performances start to dip, and the team is in full crisis mode -- according to the belief of many cules. Helbruary usually blooms during the month of February and at times, extending into early March.

Origin: According to urban legend, the term was coined by a member of the Barcelona Football Blog.

Hlebruary is coming! *Cules prepare to be in full meltdown mode*

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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The number of years you are still sexually active

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

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