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Paris Hiltons 

Female correctional facilities in California.
That useless bitch should be locked up in one of the Paris Hiltons.
Paris Hiltons by dougless May 23, 2007

Hitonstraightguyinitis

Hitonstraighguyinitis, is a disease that occurs when a gay guy becomes lonely, or goes for a long time withouta boyfriend, and starts to hit on straight guys.
Jason broke up with his boyfriend William about 2 months ago, and I think he's developing a case of Hitonstraightguyinitis.

HiltonSister 

Any worn out used up urban upscale party girl under 30 who is about as plastic as tupperware, has day glo orange skin from self tanner abuse,over processed hair and more money than active braincells. Always looks like she just got laid or is high as a kite.
" Betty may be wearing a Gucci sheath but she still looks like a burned out crackwhore. What a Hilton Sister!"
HiltonSister by Christine November 12, 2003

Little Hiltons 

The Little Hiltons are the fans of Paris Hilton. They have fan clubs and Paris Hilton loves them because they make her feel like she's never alone (in a good way)
"Oh my, did you see all the Little Hiltons today?"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026