307,775 words of
epic storytelling,
crazy complex headcanon, and mindblowing character development, all encased within both the
book and movie canon of How To Train Your
Dragon, yet maintaining accuracy of time period and relative geography, culture, folklore, and mythology. Will need much brainpower to muscle through the entire thing in one sitting. Described by the author The Antic Repartee as "This is adventure, this is friendship, this is drama, this is humor, this is family, this is fantasy, this is experience." Read at your own risk.
I read Hitchups and my mind exploded.
The writer of Hitchups is a maniacal, sneaky, diabolical
genius.
Hitchups is more accurate than my
history textbook.