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Hipster, or Gay? 

Ever have a hard time telling if the man you see across the bar from you at your favorite artisan coffee house is a hispter, or gay?

Ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?

Ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?

A game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. The right answer is never what you think it is.
"See that guy with the super tight jeans and the American Apparel deep v-neck tee? Is he a hipster, or is he gay?"

"See that girl with the turtle shell glasses with no lenses and four scarves? Is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?"

"Is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sunglasses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? Hipster, or gay?

Hipster, or Gay? 

Ever have a hard time telling if the man you see across the bar from you at your favorite artisan coffee house is a hispter, or gay?

Ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?

Ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?

A game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. The right answer is never what you think it is.
"See that guy with the super tight jeans and the American Apparel deep v-neck tee? Is he a hipster, or is he gay?"

"See that girl with the turtle shell glasses with no lenses and four scarves? Is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?"

"Is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sunglasses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? Hipster, or gay?

Hipstergasm

The pure exuberance when a hipster makes a new hipster discovery. Whether this is a new way to grow an ironic beard, a thrift store that sells corn cobb pipes or an unreleased 45 by vampire weekend.
Iver discovered a new thrift store and had a total hipstergasm when he found the motherload of v-neck shirts, skinny corduroys and polyester scarfs.

hipsterganger 

Noun: Someone that looks exactly like yourself but as a hipster in Williamsburg.
My friend and I were on the G and at Metropolitan Ave his Hipsterganger gets on! Dude looked just like him except he had a fu manchu mustache and was wearing a bandanna and red lumberjack. Freaky.
hipsterganger by mdhattar December 28, 2010

hipstergaters 

A word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later.
Best used when leaving a group chat.
"Cya later, hipstergaters!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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