someone who can not commit to plans with a group and fucks the whole nite up for everyone,,,,,just statin a fact
by biggggggmike March 10, 2014
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Did you see that Hipstapotomus on the subway??" "Yea man, if you want to fit into the crowd, you can't fit into your jeans.
by TheCraigsListKiller August 12, 2011
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