hippopotapussy

A large and unattractive woman that is always willing to have sex with anyone that needs it. A shameful last resort to needy and sexually frustrated men.

Dude, did you hear? That fat bitch Samantha is a hippopotapussy. She'll smash anyone that offers her dick! Let's go get some hippopotapussy!

by Spider Lover October 9, 2018

Hippopotapuss

A vagina that is grossly disproportionate with the rest of the woman's body.

"I really like Kelly but man, her hippopotapuss freaks me the fuck out!"
"I know what you mean. It really bummed me out too."

by scrappington2 September 15, 2014

HippopotaPUS

Someone who is scared/ being a big pussy

Quit being a HippopotaPUS!

Zackery was a HippopotaPUS cause he wouldn't go skydiving.

by brittanybandooo December 14, 2023