hipmotizin

The circular hip motion of a toprider causes deep hypnosis

I wacthed the hipmotizin action of her top-riding expertise as she rode her cowboy.

by teW3 October 16, 2008

hypnotizing chickens

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.

"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)

by Four Iron Feet April 27, 2010

Hypnotizine

The active ingredient in pork which acts like a drug, raising body temperature and acting on the brainstem.
Gives a false realization of immortality

If you eat a pound of bacon you'll get a mad hypnotizine rush

by comrade plasternasty March 13, 2005

hypnotizinchikns

The act of hypnotizin a group of chikns (chickens).

Mike- did you see that shit? it was hypnotizinchikns!

by gumpygoos May 12, 2010

hypnotizing chickens

Conducting a briefing or presentation heavily laden with powerpoint slides when the goal is not imparting information, as in pentagon briefings for reporters. The format typically consists of 20 minutes of powerpoint with 5 minutes allowed for questions from anyone left still awake.

The Pentagon's news conference about the recent massacre in Iraq was a half hour exercise in hypnotizing chickens.

by Winking Chicken April 27, 2010

Hypnotizing Hot Girls

Something you will want to do to get them to love you.

Daniel is an expert at hypnotizing hot girls. This may or may not be related to his good looks.

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018