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A portmanteau of hinging and contingent.
An absence of certainty in events
The size of Kevin’s Dick was hingent on the ghetto mohels appetite after drinking a few Scantinis
hingent by Johel the mohel March 26, 2024
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hindenturd 

The unfortunate situation normally encountered after consuming excessive quantities of spicy food the previous day, resulting in the sensation of severe burning pain. Likened to evacuating a flaming airship from one's anus.

Normally accompanied by screams of anguish and requiring the prior installation of toilet paper in the fridge.

Typically the unfortunate person will be walking like a cowboy for an hour or so for good measure.
"OWOWOWFIREOWOWOWOWOHTHEHUMANITYOW"

"Dude, I think you just dropped a Hindenturd."

"...."
hindenturd by Reticulans February 6, 2010

hingenuity

Clever resourcefulness regarding pivoting metal plates.
Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da Merchfield Lead Company's office doors to settle da firm's petty-cash account, but we aren't told whether he'd also had da hingenuity to actually unscrew said movable flaps from da wall or merely remove da pintles.
hingenuity by QuacksO October 14, 2025
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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