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A portmanteau of hinging and contingent.
An absence of certainty in events
The size of Kevin’s Dick was hingent on the ghetto mohels appetite after drinking a few Scantinis
hingent by Johel the mohel March 26, 2024
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hindenturd 

The unfortunate situation normally encountered after consuming excessive quantities of spicy food the previous day, resulting in the sensation of severe burning pain. Likened to evacuating a flaming airship from one's anus.

Normally accompanied by screams of anguish and requiring the prior installation of toilet paper in the fridge.

Typically the unfortunate person will be walking like a cowboy for an hour or so for good measure.
"OWOWOWFIREOWOWOWOWOHTHEHUMANITYOW"

"Dude, I think you just dropped a Hindenturd."

"...."
hindenturd by Reticulans February 6, 2010

hingenuity

Clever resourcefulness regarding pivoting metal plates.
Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da Merchfield Lead Company's office doors to settle da firm's petty-cash account, but we aren't told whether he'd also had da hingenuity to actually unscrew said movable flaps from da wall or merely remove da pintles.
hingenuity by QuacksO October 14, 2025

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026