The unfortunate situation normally encountered after consuming excessive quantities of spicy food the previous day, resulting in the sensation of severe burning pain. Likened to evacuating a flaming airship from one's anus.
Normally accompanied by screams of anguish and requiring the prior installation of toilet paper in the fridge.
Typically the unfortunate person will be walking like a cowboy for an hour or so for good measure.
Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da Merchfield Lead Company's office doors to settle da firm's petty-cash account, but we aren't told whether he'd also had da hingenuity to actuallyunscrew said movable flaps from da wall or merely remove da pintles.