hingent

A cuntingency … a future event depending on the outcome of another circumcision

The size of Kevin’s penis was hingent on the skill of the mohel

by Johel the mohel March 19, 2024

hingent

A portmanteau of hinging and contingent.
An absence of certainty in events

The size of Kevin’s Dick was hingent on the ghetto mohels appetite after drinking a few Scantinis

by Johel the mohel March 26, 2024

hindenturd

The unfortunate situation normally encountered after consuming excessive quantities of spicy food the previous day, resulting in the sensation of severe burning pain. Likened to evacuating a flaming airship from one's anus.

Normally accompanied by screams of anguish and requiring the prior installation of toilet paper in the fridge.

Typically the unfortunate person will be walking like a cowboy for an hour or so for good measure.

"OWOWOWFIREOWOWOWOWOHTHEHUMANITYOW"

"Dude, I think you just dropped a Hindenturd."

"...."

by Reticulans February 6, 2010

hingenuity

Clever resourcefulness regarding pivoting metal plates.

Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da Merchfield Lead Company's office doors to settle da firm's petty-cash account, but we aren't told whether he'd also had da hingenuity to actually unscrew said movable flaps from da wall or merely remove da pintles.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025