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A portmanteau of hinging and contingent.
An absence of certainty in events
The size of Kevin’s Dick was hingent on the ghetto mohels appetite after drinking a few Scantinis
hingent by Johel the mohel March 26, 2024
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hindenturd 

The unfortunate situation normally encountered after consuming excessive quantities of spicy food the previous day, resulting in the sensation of severe burning pain. Likened to evacuating a flaming airship from one's anus.

Normally accompanied by screams of anguish and requiring the prior installation of toilet paper in the fridge.

Typically the unfortunate person will be walking like a cowboy for an hour or so for good measure.
"OWOWOWFIREOWOWOWOWOHTHEHUMANITYOW"

"Dude, I think you just dropped a Hindenturd."

"...."
hindenturd by Reticulans February 6, 2010

hingenuity

Clever resourcefulness regarding pivoting metal plates.
Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da Merchfield Lead Company's office doors to settle da firm's petty-cash account, but we aren't told whether he'd also had da hingenuity to actually unscrew said movable flaps from da wall or merely remove da pintles.
hingenuity by QuacksO October 14, 2025
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022