hindenturd 

The unfortunate situation normally encountered after consuming excessive quantities of spicy food the previous day, resulting in the sensation of severe burning pain. Likened to evacuating a flaming airship from one's anus.

Normally accompanied by screams of anguish and requiring the prior installation of toilet paper in the fridge.

Typically the unfortunate person will be walking like a cowboy for an hour or so for good measure.

"OWOWOWFIREOWOWOWOWOHTHEHUMANITYOW"

"Dude, I think you just dropped a Hindenturd."

"...."

hindenturd by Reticulans February 6, 2010

Hindenburging 

\ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een

When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.

Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.

"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."

"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"

Hindenburging by Sundog_ December 22, 2013

Hindenburg 

The act of a massive explosion occurring followed promptly by a crash and burn of said exploding object, often to the surprise of many onlookers or third-parties.

"The night was going great, until the pressure was on and I Hindenburg'ed in my pants at the very sight of her!"

Hindenburg by ImmunityZZ February 15, 2012

the Hindenburg

When one has had so much sex that their cock is rubbed raw but they have sex again anyway and it burns like a motherfucker and just as they reach a climax and cum they yell, “Oh the humanity!”

“Sorry, Betty. We need to slow down. That last fuck was the Hindenburg for me. My dick is a disaster.”

the Hindenburg by theinstigator June 3, 2016

Hindenburg 

1. A famous German zeppelin which crashed in New Jersey back in 1937.
2. An extremely obese German person.

*Nick D and his homeboys are out vacationing in Munich, Germany during the Oktoberfest festival while they drink all the beer they want*

Nick D: Holy Shit y'all, run! Move out of the way because the Hindenburg is about to crash down over here!!!

*Nick D and his homies move out of the way as a very very fat man runs in between them and the crowd*

Nick D: Oh wait my bad y'all, that's just a morbidly overweight cheese hog who looks like he's trying to find the restroom. Must have the beer shits or something.

Hindenburg by Mark H September 22, 2004

The Hindenburg

During protected intercourse, the man starts to urinate inside his condom while in the doggy style position. As the condom starts filling up with pee, he pulls out and yells in his best German accent "Das Hindenburg!!" and proceeds to pee until the condom explodes all over his partners back.

Tim: "Did you pee your bed last night?"

BD: "No, I just did the Hindenburg"

The Hindenburg by TheGeneral45 February 11, 2010

hindenburg 

A word for when a girl is giving you, through inexperience or sheer malice, a particularly toothy blowjob. As her teeth scrape down your shaft you are forced to cry "Oh the humanity!".

"Dude, how was that girl last night?"
"Hindenburg."
"Ouch, sorry man."

hindenburg by Sebb May 24, 2005