A cross between a redneck and a Nimrod that is typically found in their natural habitat in the Southern scary part of Wadsworth outside of some sketch bar. Their known to wear their native clothing of flannel and cut off jeans shorter then daisies on the dukes of hazard. Their native language is a mixture of Wadsworthese and Banjo And can commonly be seen driving around in their souped up 1999 Ford F150 raised 5' from the ground And displaying a Confederate flag.
Tammy has to drive past several hillrods on her wayhome from work.
I was in highschool 85-89, we used the term hillrod to describe all of the the mullet heads, from Harlem highschool in the next town over that had adopted the name
" Loves Park-insaw." with their dirty jean jackets, tight jeans with holes and ripped at the knees, heavy metal concert tees and "Ozzy" written across their knuckles! The girls looked about the same with an Xtra permed wall of hair, super black raccoon eyeliner, and they were usually meaner and less feminine then the any of the other girls and somehow they managed to smoke and use Aquanet at the same time without starting their hair on fire! They all congregated together smoking , talking about the next Motley Crue or Judas priest concert and generally driving an old Camaro or Trans Am. Lol. Hilarious.
Those were the days!
The monster truckshow is coming, you know every "hillrod" in town will be there!
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"