avid hiker

1.The hiking version of a "poser", they don't enjoy nature, they just race up the trails at 6AM to show off to their white collar co-workers the following Monday and harass other hikers on the trail for being newbies and not in shape, even though the other hikers are just relaxing.
2. Fitness freaks who are looked down upon by the rest of the hikers on the trail
3. The hiking version of a "1337 h8k0r"

As I was photographing the skyline, an avid hiker raced past me and said, "Get out of my way!"

by Tom Bomb January 1, 2006

dirty hiker

Mixed drink with vodka base and any powdered drink mix ie. Gatorade, Tang, etc.

Origin of the first dirty hiker is unknown. Its consumption and naming has been traced to backpackers who can only carry the basics on a long or strenuous hike, thus the powdered mix.

by cfar August 22, 2008

hitch hiker

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.

wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.

by kevon December 22, 2002

Lift Hiker

A person who walks into an elevator, presses the floor they require then obliviously stands in front of the buttons so no other patrons may press the button they require.

stu: excuse me could you kindly step aside so that i may press the button?

Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,

stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!

by stu hix August 30, 2007

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

by Big Mac March 8, 2005

Honeymoon Hiker

Big burley guy that hikes ahead of the group. It's common for other hikers to try to keep up with the Honeymoon Hiker as a goal pace, but are usually unsuccessful. Often sport a mountain beard, hiking poles, and large calf muscles.

Hey man, did you happen to see a honeymoon hiker go by here a little while ago?
Well, I saw one about 30 minutes ago.
Holy crap, how does he run up these mountains so fast?

by Foster Price III February 5, 2010

hiker jack

Referring to someone who likes to hike, wears hiking boots, someone with a big,bulky school bag. People who pitch tents in penny pack park and think they're cool.

" Look at her hiker jack boots!!! "
"Dad, i'm not using that.. it's a hiker jack schoolbag!!!!"

by sExXymAmA March 30, 2009