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Higgins Storm Chasing 

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
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Richie Higgins 

Canadian Actor, lives at home with his parents. Starred in the following underground films: Days Of Us, Underground Railroad 2, and WaterWorks 2. made a cameo in the myspace movie that surfaces online today. Pinelands Graduate
"Richie! Get in the car" -Mrs. Richie Higgins.
Richie Higgins by ted desmond August 6, 2006

Higginator 

Higginators are the supporters of the amazing Paul Higgins , the baby sitter of our five homosexuals , also known as One Direction . The mother of all the HiggaNiggas could be the perfect girls who rule the @Higginator twitter account , and the tumblr "its-a-paul-world-after-all" .

Higginators are most of the time Directioners but P.Higz is so swaggie that new people who aren't part of the fandom start to fangirl over him (#notconfirmed) .
"Are you a Higginator ? Yeah , Higganigas forever ! P.Higz represent !"
" Be careful , Paul is paulways watching !"
" You're beautipaul !"
Higginator by HiggaNiggas July 11, 2012

your highness 

1. A royal greeting.
2. A greeting of someone who is high.
person: "I want more of your ganja"
dealer: "yes, your highness"
your highness by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004

paul higgins 

Paul Higgins is One Directions fabulous tour manager! He doe s everything for the boys! When Liam Payne decides to take time off from being daddy direction Paul steps in! Without him...
-Hard objects would be thrown on stage.
-Louis Tomlinson would wreck the stadiums
-Harry Styles would pour water on everyone and buy 1,000,000 cats
-Zayn Malik would never get out of bed
-Niall Horan would go onstage naked (Thanks again Paul. :/ JK)
-Liam would spend the whole concert twitcamming instead of performing, in a batman costume

But he loves the boys and he loves the fans, especially the calm ones.
Person 1 (fake fan): Paul Higgins is so mean. He wouldn't let me hug Zain or Neil!

Directioner: What did you say about Paul???!?!?!?!?!

Person 1: Ya, I saw him yesterday! Anyways he is so mea-

Directioner: You saw Paul Higgins?!? (Fan girls forever)

Highwind 

Cid Highwind, one of the coolest FF7 characters.

Name of Cid's level 4 Limit Break. Cid calls on the Highwind for assistance. The ship's crew answers by unleashing a huge salvo against the opposition. This a great attack against a single enemy or a huge group. Each missile causes several thousand points of damage to most enemies, plus the total damage is cumulative.
Cid: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair! And drink your goddamn TEA!!!

Highwind is very effective in the fight against Emerald WEAPON.
Highwind by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004