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High School Crush

When your piles of homework from late night studying collapse on you, preventing you from breathing and suffocating you on the spot before you could say your last words.
Mom: honey? Did you fall asleep studying aga- OH MY GOD! NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHER! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.
by PyromancerManiac November 14, 2017
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