2 definitions by PyromancerManiac
When your piles of homework from late night studying collapse on you, preventing you from breathing and suffocating you on the spot before you could say your last words.
Mom: honey? Did you fall asleep studying aga- OH MY GOD! NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHER! HE WAS SO YOUNG!
Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.
Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.
by PyromancerManiac November 14, 2017
Though not fatal to the host, it tends to make the person more violent and makes them harm others (mainly the opposite gender) more often. Because of this disease, they tend to be more likely to end up in jail (even as teenagers), more likely to claim that they are victims and also end up blaming those who don’t have it for their problems
Steve: Woah, why is that guys skin a different color than ours?
Carl: He’s got Niglargium Steporosis.
Steve: Oh! That explains everything!
Carl: He’s got Niglargium Steporosis.
Steve: Oh! That explains everything!
by PyromancerManiac October 30, 2017