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High school band 

-The place you go to in order to get bullied.
-the place where the children were not born with any talents or social skill so they must be in high school band in order to survive
-place full of geeks that will suffer and die with only a trumpet in their hands
-high school prison
-the place where they make music a sport but in reality it's just noise
-basically don't go to band or your fucked
Don't hang out with him, he is in the high school band!
Fucking nerdy ass high school band kid!
High school band shouldn't even be a subject in school!

High School Band 

High School Band is something no one wants to. While the the high school band is playing at a halftime, no one even listens to it
High School Band by .Luke August 2, 2019

Carmel High School Marching Band 

1. Arguably one of the best High School Marching programs in the United States
2. A group of dedicated and hard-working individuals who work from May to November to represent Carmel High School in competitions across the Midwest, National competitions, and every 4 years, in another state like California.
3. The High School Marching Band that everyone is salty about for winning 3 years in a row.
Avon fan: "Ugh, the Carmel High School Marching Band won AGAIN."
Broken Arrow fan: "Ikr, they shouldn't have won."
Carmel Kid: "Lol stfu. Broken Arrow and Avon have beat us before."

indian river high school marching band 

best band in the state of delaware. big band with a big sound. directed by Marc Marvel otherwise known as santa or Marv. one big family. where everything is a sexual reference an taken the wrong way. you live in the band room more than you do at home, spend long nights practicing to get everything right, dedication to the fullest. wont meet another band like this one.
Have you seen the Indian river high school marching Band?

-how can you miss them? their huge! an loud! an lead by by santa clause! c'mon now!

Harrison High School marching band 

A place of craziness and winning first place sometimes
Is that Harrison High School marching band

Ye

Carmel High School Marching Band 

Entitled, horny, annoying as hell retards who think they are special and actually play a sport. Just like the other person who defined this word.
Person 1: "Ah dude did you see that the Carmel High School Marching Band won Grand Nationals again?"
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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