High Ping 

Something you never, ever want to experience while playing an online game.

John: Wow Billy, you're on a killing spree!
Billy: GOD DAMMIT! I WAS KICKED FOR HIGH PING!
John: Then you should probably consider upgrading your internet.

High Ping by Boeing777-300 August 28, 2016

High Ping Bastard 

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.

Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.

High Ping Bastard by Argonator May 19, 2022

ping pong merrily on high ??? .

Constrained on a long haul economy flight ,
and forced to endure a non-descript table
tennis match , or some other equally dire
tripe , on the plane,s,overhead DVD screens , as a form of so called
" entertainment "

Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- ping pong merrily on high ??? .

ping pong merrily on high ??? . by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009

ping pong merrily on high . 

Comotose trance like state, induced by involuntarily watching a non-descript unidentifiable table tennis match or similar dire trash , on a long haul economy flight overhead DVD system, prior to falling into the blessed relief of an irreverent coma ; from ,no doubt, over exertion of the brain .....???

Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- " ping pong merrily on high . "

ping pong merrily on high . by E - FUMBLER March 2, 2009

HighPingedLPB 

Notorious homofag patrolling many IRC networks and CS servers. He may be most easily identified by his pantsless attire and extreme homosexual tendencies.

00:21 <HighPingedLPB> I LOVE COCK
Or;
<HighPingedLPB> a big cock is the only way to ride

HighPingedLPB by DB7654321 January 17, 2005

Highping

Skyping people while your high.

"Dude Mike loves highping people after he smokes up."

"Me and Cory smoked a bowl and decided to go on skype and start conversations with lots of people."

Highping by Baker Boy69 November 15, 2011