High Fuck 

Someone who is incredibly high and is acting as such.

"Quit acting like such a high fuck"

High Fuck by tiswindy November 9, 2009

high fuck 

Someone who thinks they’re better than they are; a pompous person; a condescending ass.

That high fuck told me he runs the place, but he’s only a waiter.

Man, what a high fuck!

That girl says she’s “ way out of my league.” What a high fuck!

high fuck by HorseDickNick23 February 22, 2018

high as fuck 

Something you would urbandictionary while high as fuck

"Dude, I'm high as fuck. I wonder what the urbandictionary says about being high as fuck"

high as fuck by Billy B Bill March 28, 2008

high as fuck 

What you are right now.

You are, aren't you. Come on, no one looks up high as fuck on the computer unless they are.

high as fuck by ImAshroom May 30, 2008

High As Fuck 

Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship

Part of "High As Fuck" by Jon Lajoie.

High As Fuck by alice J F August 14, 2010

I'm High As Fuck 

1.To statement used to describe ones incredibly stoned condition due to massive THC intake from marijuana

"Dude, I'm high as fuck."

I'm High As Fuck by Nick Sasiain January 7, 2008

high-altitude fuck

1. An instance of sexual intercourse performed in a mountainous region that is usually accompanied by an intense over-bearing shame inflicted on the participants by the conservative views of the society in which they live. It is also usually directly preceded by stream fishing.

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

high-altitude fuck by marcasmedia March 29, 2009