high as a giraffe

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: Yo, I'm high as a giraffe after smokin' that blunt.
Me: Me too. Let's go punch that giraffe.

by thiiiiick November 21, 2013

high as a giraffe's ass

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

High as Giraffe Pussy

When you’re extremely baked on marijuana

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy

by CJOJOSEPH December 4, 2019

High as Giraffe pussy

expression of an objects value vs real worth, object is not as valuble as someone is trying to make it out to be.

did you see the price on that t-shirt?" "It is as high as giraffe pussy, there's no way I'm paying that

by Mr. Jankins985 November 7, 2010