hidden mickey

Man, I been seein' that curly-haired hidden mickey creepin' through the hood again last week, I called the fuzz but nigga done got sparse when he saw the 4-0 roll up.

hidden mickey by Buquisha Mcallister January 27, 2007

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Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

Hidden Mickey by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

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Hidden Mickey

To pull ones under garments up so that it cuts into the scrotum, much like a man-toe. Now with one nut hanging each side, the person now yells 'HIDDENNNN MICKKKAAYYY' causing the receiver to look, and be objected to the sight of the givers dissected scrot.

Person1- "Hey bruh how was your weeken-"
Person2- "HIDDEN MICKEY!"
Person1- "AWWW NIIGGUHHH"

Mum- "Hey Tyrone, when ya gawna clean up yo room?"
Son- "HIIDDEENNNNN MICKKKAYYYYYYY"
Mum- "Son of a bitchh"

Hidden Mickey by f'r0x June 3, 2010

hidden mickey

The act of shouting, "Hey, is that Mickey Mouse?" as someone is giving you a blowjob. The person should then turn their head to look, and when they turn back you come in their face.

Janine sure was sore when Bobby pulled a hidden mickey on her.

hidden mickey by Giggle Pid Widde June 21, 2007

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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