hidden mickey 

(slang) suspected pedophile

Man, I been seein' that curly-haired hidden mickey creepin' through the hood again last week, I called the fuzz but nigga done got sparse when he saw the 4-0 roll up.

hidden mickey by Buquisha Mcallister January 27, 2007

Hidden Mickey 

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

Hidden Mickey by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

Hidden Mickey 

To pull ones under garments up so that it cuts into the scrotum, much like a man-toe. Now with one nut hanging each side, the person now yells 'HIDDENNNN MICKKKAAYYY' causing the receiver to look, and be objected to the sight of the givers dissected scrot.

Person1- "Hey bruh how was your weeken-"
Person2- "HIDDEN MICKEY!"
Person1- "AWWW NIIGGUHHH"

Mum- "Hey Tyrone, when ya gawna clean up yo room?"
Son- "HIIDDEENNNNN MICKKKAYYYYYYY"
Mum- "Son of a bitchh"

Hidden Mickey by f'r0x June 3, 2010

hidden mickey 

The act of shouting, "Hey, is that Mickey Mouse?" as someone is giving you a blowjob. The person should then turn their head to look, and when they turn back you come in their face.

Janine sure was sore when Bobby pulled a hidden mickey on her.

hidden mickey by Giggle Pid Widde June 21, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019