also living in louisiana, i am related to such hicks. a hick is a person who is totally unaware of common hygeine, and is sometimes derogatory towards people of other races because they think that hicks are the rulers of the south and any other form of person is considered "unpure". BTW i am not a hick.
by livid December 28, 2005
by Wyatt b quiet November 13, 2003
one who has only been doing things one way there whole life and is afraid to try something different. hicks don't act civilized and are often rednecks or hillbillies. hicks are everywhere.
by clevelandsteamer August 6, 2005
1. a noun; A derogatory term describing or referring to a person from a rural background or community. The noun hick usually describes lower class whites raised in rural areas on trailer parks or hog farms. Generally used more for Midwesterners and people from southern Ontario than Southerners (see: redneck)
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post. They often have poor grammar and drive pickup trucks. They care very little for the environment and often do not realize that their livelihood farming, is dependent upon a healthy and stable environment. However they are not solely farmers. In fact most hick's live in rural areas and live off welfare because they are too stupid to know how to farm.
They can usually be identified through the usage of the following words. Y'all, Yous (They fail to recognize that you can be both plural and singular) We's Thems, etc.
Thus they have poor comprehension of vocabulary and basic tenants of the English language.
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post. They often have poor grammar and drive pickup trucks. They care very little for the environment and often do not realize that their livelihood farming, is dependent upon a healthy and stable environment. However they are not solely farmers. In fact most hick's live in rural areas and live off welfare because they are too stupid to know how to farm.
They can usually be identified through the usage of the following words. Y'all, Yous (They fail to recognize that you can be both plural and singular) We's Thems, etc.
Thus they have poor comprehension of vocabulary and basic tenants of the English language.
Kerri Lee Smith: Thems people from the city are such butt fucking idiots.
Me: I can't believe how stupid my roommate is. I cannot believe she just said that yet spent all weekend being fucked in the ass, thus failing to see the irony of such a statement.
I wish she would just drive her pickup truck back to her fucking trailer park.
Further Example: (In hick writing) "Yous people turn them alarm Clocks of! Its 1:30 PM in the morning! I cant gets no sleep cuz of yous butt fucking idiots! I'm horney!"
"I pokes my urethra with a Pencil to get them bacterias out"
N.B. My Roommate Kerri Lee Smith is such a huge fucking hick. She calls all people from the city butt fucking idiots and usually demonstrates poor grammar. E.g using expressions such as "good on ya", "sure as fuck",
Me: I can't believe how stupid my roommate is. I cannot believe she just said that yet spent all weekend being fucked in the ass, thus failing to see the irony of such a statement.
I wish she would just drive her pickup truck back to her fucking trailer park.
Further Example: (In hick writing) "Yous people turn them alarm Clocks of! Its 1:30 PM in the morning! I cant gets no sleep cuz of yous butt fucking idiots! I'm horney!"
"I pokes my urethra with a Pencil to get them bacterias out"
N.B. My Roommate Kerri Lee Smith is such a huge fucking hick. She calls all people from the city butt fucking idiots and usually demonstrates poor grammar. E.g using expressions such as "good on ya", "sure as fuck",
by Owen Jones November 29, 2007
A rudely derogatory and hypocritical and racist term used by ignorant liberals who live in the city and rape and kill eachother and their sisters and their mothers and sometimes even their fathers.
These liberal idiots claim to be for the environment and yet have a snobby attitude towards anyone who doesn't live in the concrete amongst the gay bars and the dildo shops and the tattoo parlors and the strip clubs and other sleaze such as pimps and hoes and drive-by-shootings.If you don't enjoy all that then you're an ignorant "hick" who doesn't know what you're missing (in their view)
These big city retards also like to "hick bash" by making fun of "mullets" as if only people from the south have ever had long hair.Nevermind that just about every rock band from Los Angeles in the last 30 years has had a mullet.Especially them tattooed and pierced 80's glam fagz! And they all did meth-amphetemines first!
These liberal idiots claim to be for the environment and yet have a snobby attitude towards anyone who doesn't live in the concrete amongst the gay bars and the dildo shops and the tattoo parlors and the strip clubs and other sleaze such as pimps and hoes and drive-by-shootings.If you don't enjoy all that then you're an ignorant "hick" who doesn't know what you're missing (in their view)
These big city retards also like to "hick bash" by making fun of "mullets" as if only people from the south have ever had long hair.Nevermind that just about every rock band from Los Angeles in the last 30 years has had a mullet.Especially them tattooed and pierced 80's glam fagz! And they all did meth-amphetemines first!
And talk about living in trailers...
Hollywood actors sure spend alot of time in trailers fuckin their producers!
Hollywood actors sure spend alot of time in trailers fuckin their producers!
by Goddamn I hate hypocrites August 13, 2004
some one who lives in the country, born and raised, more than 15 miles from a city. Lives on a farm, instead of useing fields for crops they use the feild for mud running. own atleast one motorcycle and are very into what type of vehicle they like. drink bear 18 hours a day. wear harley davidson clothes. have a nine inch lift on there truck with huge muddin tires. have a party just to go hunting. animals are not allowed in the house. and are racist
my dads side of the family is every thing i just said above, we are your typical hick, we live 20 mile from the nearest town, we two motorcycles, very into ford trucks hate chevies, drink bear everyday of the week, have parties to go hunting, play in the mud with our dirt bikes and four wheelers, we live on a farm, cats and dogs sleep outside, my dad is very racist.
by paulc May 23, 2006
A hick, also known as a person of white complexion who uses 1 % of their brain on a good day, who rocks a mullet, and lives in white suburbia sheltered from the elements. Also in some instances the word hick can be associated with DICK, if the persons name is Richard. Also chk out deff for exceltoexcel
Exceltoexcel is a hick, he lives in a trailer with his mom and 2 dogs,and washes his mullet once a months.
by Vdubbn January 2, 2005