Wyatt’s Sister 

The sexiest woman to ever exist on earth worshiped by all long distance runners. Her disciples know 3 things about her:
1. She is blond
2. She shares Wyatt’s parents

3. She is delicious

Wyatt: I had a big test today.
Distance Runner: do you know what else is big?

Wyatt: What

Distance Runner: what I put into Wyatt’s Sister
Wyatt: i hate you

Wyatt’s Sister by TayloristMissionary March 16, 2022

Wyatt's Couch 

When someone gives your friend a hand job on your couch next to you and your girl.

"Damn bro I was with grace last night and Ayana fucking gave dalton a hand job on my couch!"

"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."

Wyatt's Couch by Freezen03 March 20, 2018

Wyatt Syndrome 

A person who is white, but looks Hispanic and is treated as such

Person A: That guy looks Mexican
Person B: No bro! He’s white. He has Wyatt Syndrome

Wyatt Syndrome by eladalo October 18, 2023

Wyatt Shears 

plays bass and guitar for the garden. is also quite greasy. dresses like a pirate. has a side project called enjoy. met him, very nice person! the funny twin. Vada Vada
follow @wyattshears & @___enjoy_official___

Person 1 : how do I tell the shear twins apart?
Person 2: Wyatt Shears plays bass duh

Wyatt Shears by Puzzleenjoyer November 24, 2021

Wyatt Sherried 

A guy trying to fuck a nesquik bottle then got it stuck on his dick and his father tried to suck it off

Woah that guys fucking a nesquik chocolate milk bottle his dad is going to town sucking that thing off shit it’s a Wyatt sherried bottle

Wyatt Sherried by Young junk June 1, 2018

wyatt selte 

Wyatt Selte is a very stand up guy. nice funny and keeps the bad things away from his peers. he will be there for you. he is very honest and doesn't lie unless for a joke or something. you can trust him with anything. he will not screw you over for his benefit. he will help you if he can. he try's to be as selfless as possible taking some time to him self. if he is down or sad most likely will not talk about it. if you bug this person he will not give a shit about you he will fuck you up and not care. if your not family i say don't fuck around with him. all said he is a nice person and if your on his side he will stand up for you. he is sort tempered so watch out even if you are his friend. over all Wyatt is a kind person to who he decides he wants to show that to.

bully: "hey idiot how you like this" punches friend
friend: "please stop"
Wyatt: pulls bully to the ground and hits him and kicks his side "fuck you you peace of shit is this what you wanted" hits him again spits on his deformed face
both Wyatt and his friend walk out okay
wyatt selte is an amazing person

wyatt selte by Call Me Extra Large Fries November 10, 2020

Wyatt Shitman 

A person that has ANAL with jake

Hi wyatt shitman

Wyatt Shitman by GamerDude1232 May 3, 2018