A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.
Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity
Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.
A hexsexual is someone who will do it with...
-girls
-guys
-animals
-dead people -dead animals
and last but certainally not least... TREES!!!!
Mariko: OMG WTF IS SHE DOING
Amelia: She appears to be raping the tree Sacha: I thought she was quadsexual?
Emma: Yeah so did I. I wonder what her sexuality is?
Eleanor: What are you looking at?
Lucy: You raping the tree.
Eleanor: Well DUH! guys, I am hexsexual. What do you expect?
A metrosexual individual whose main purpose in life is to sell or own HEX cryptocurrency and accumulate Louis Vuitton clothing, teddy bears and Rolex watches.