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heterotoxic 

A straight person usually a man, who says something homophobic, transphobic, or xenophobic bits defends their statement by saying they aren’t “phobic” because they are not scared.
Billy Bob: I don’t like homos, trannies, or Arabs but don’t call me homophobic because I’m not scared of none of that!!!

Sarah: well if you’re heterotoxic just say that!!!
heterotoxic by Rachel Storm August 27, 2021

Heterodoxist 

A person who discriminates against people with different standards of orthodoxy; particularly with regards to behavior or belief; those who discriminate against those with customs they consider "unnatural" or "taboo".

Comes from the Greek "Heteros" meaning "other" or "different" and the Greek "Doxa" , meaning "opinion".
Social conservatives, homophobes, xenophobes, bible literalists. Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps.
Heterodoxist by Nero Kalem September 9, 2005

heterotypical 

Derogatory term for attitudes and behaviors typical of straight people and straight culture. (Obviously a play on the world "stereotypical".) It can either refer to a gender-schematic view of the world or to conservative attitudes about sex and relationships.

Some examples of heterotypical behavior:
- watching a football game with tostitos scoops and a pack of your bros.
- having a bachelorette party.
- going shopping with your mom or girl friends rather than by yourself.

Heterotypical attitudes toward sex and relationships:
ex. 1: Matt and Ally have been together for over six months and they're still listed as "married" to their best friends on facebook.
ex. 2: Sarah never has sex before the fourth date.
ex. 3: Jane and Chris broke up and never spoke to each other again.
"Angela always thinks I'm being catty to her and I don't know why."

"She thinks that about all girls."

"God, that's so heterotypical."
heterotypical by interneter May 10, 2010

heterosexicle 

The genetalia of a heterosexual man, often used in the context of oral sex and/or frozen treats.
Mike: "Would you ever let a guy give you a blowjob?"
Steve: "No way, bro. Only the ladies get a taste of my heterosexicle."

Sally: "How was the swim party today?"
Molly: "It was ok. They ran out of Otter Pops, but Steve offered me a heterosexicle instead."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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