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hestkuk 

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Norwegian for horse cock. Normally used widely in the nothern part of Norway to insult people.
1)english: the police officer is a hestkuk.
2)Norwegian: Politimajnen e en hestkuk.
hestkuk by Haugtussa June 2, 2003
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hestkuk 

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Norwegian word and means horse cock. Used in southern norway as an insult. Otherwise in northern norway its used to say hello or good morning
Hello you hestkuk
hestkuk by MillioZook September 24, 2020
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hestkuk • hæstkuk • hestekuk

hestekuk 

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Synonym for "dummy" or "idiot". Originates from Northern part of Norway. It's made of the north-norwegians swearing skills by mixing basic words with basic curse words. In this case: hest(e)-"horse", kuk-"dick".
Finn: HALLA Tor!!
Tor: HOLD KJÆFT JÆVLA HESTEKUK!!
hestekuk by Angrynorwegian March 3, 2014
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hæstkuk 

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a person that is acting like a horsedick
ungen min kan være en hæstkuk noen ganger
hæstkuk by chrismekkstina November 5, 2019
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Hestekuk 

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Kuk is an Norwegian word that means that a person has a super strong love for someone.
"Jeg er stappet av hestekuk!"
Hestekuk by Torobe October 26, 2020
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hæstkuk 

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northern norwegian curse word, means horse dick.
din forbanna hæstkuk!
hæstkuk by basicchickflick January 30, 2017
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Hæstkuk 

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A term of affection used by people from Northern Norway to tease/playfully insult friends and other people they hold close to themselves.

Can also be used to describe policemen, by the fact that they do good, but they can be kind of a dick in some instances.
Norwegian; For en jævla hæstkuk!
English; What a fucking horsedick!

Norwegian; Æ elske dæ, men du kan være en skikkelig hæstkuk av og tel.
English; I love you, but you can be such a horse dick sometimed
Hæstkuk by Norskjævelen July 2, 2017
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