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hessasexual

someone who is in love with hessa (hardin and tessa)
that girl is a afternator, she told me she is hessasexual
by herophiness February 18, 2021
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Hetasexual

A hetalian who is attracted to other Hetalians/Hetalia characters
Person 1: I have the biggest crush on doitsu...
Person 2: You must be a hetasexual then...
by surayya122 April 1, 2015
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Hermasexual

noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.
"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."
by Godlesscommie February 23, 2008
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hellasexual

Someone who finds only men and women from Northern California to be sexually attractive
Shirley secretly watches janky porn from Sacramento. She's closeted and doesn't want her parents to know that she's a hellasexual.
by JamsToSinitta October 27, 2010
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Hexasexual

A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.
Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity

Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.
by KansasKitten March 15, 2010
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Heptasexual

(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.
Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!
by manufaction September 17, 2016
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nessasexual

When you're attracted to the actress Vanessa Morgan
Tina: I'm in love with Vanessa Morgan

Peter: that makes you Nessasexual
by Go Away.._pleas January 3, 2021
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