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Hetasexual 

A hetalian who is attracted to other Hetalians/Hetalia characters
Person 1: I have the biggest crush on doitsu...
Person 2: You must be a hetasexual then...
Hetasexual by surayya122 April 1, 2015

Hermasexual 

noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.
"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."
Hermasexual by Godlesscommie February 23, 2008

hellasexual 

Someone who finds only men and women from Northern California to be sexually attractive
Shirley secretly watches janky porn from Sacramento. She's closeted and doesn't want her parents to know that she's a hellasexual.
hellasexual by JamsToSinitta October 27, 2010

Hexasexual 

A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.
Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity

Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.
Hexasexual by KansasKitten March 15, 2010

Heptasexual 

(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.
Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!
Heptasexual by manufaction September 17, 2016

nessasexual

When you're attracted to the actress Vanessa Morgan
Tina: I'm in love with Vanessa Morgan

Peter: that makes you Nessasexual
nessasexual by Go Away.._pleas January 3, 2021