hessasexual
hessasexual by herophiness February 18, 2021
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Hetasexual
Hetasexual by surayya122 April 1, 2015
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hessasexual • Hexasexual • Hebasexual • nessasexual • hedasexual • hellasexual • hafsasexual • Heemasexual • Heptasexual • Herbasexual
Hermasexual
noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.
"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."
Hermasexual by Godlesscommie February 23, 2008
hellasexual
Shirley secretly watches janky porn from Sacramento. She's closeted and doesn't want her parents to know that she's a hellasexual.
hellasexual by JamsToSinitta October 27, 2010
Hexasexual
A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.
Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity
Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.
Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.
Hexasexual by KansasKitten March 15, 2010
Heptasexual
(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.
Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!
Heptasexual by manufaction September 17, 2016
nessasexual
nessasexual by Go Away.._pleas January 3, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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