noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fatretarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.
"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."
A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.
Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity
Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.
(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.
Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."