Hetalian 

A hetalian is a noun for a person who loves (and worhips) hetalia. They are often found lurking in tumblr, pinterest, possibly deviantart and in many other sites. They also beg people who escaped the fandom how they got out. Sadly, these people who did get out got back in. Trust me. There is NO ESCAPE. R u N.
IM BEGGING YOU IVE ONLY BEEN IN THE FANDOM FOR 6 MONTHS AND MY PINTEREST BOARD IS FILLED WITH HETALIA. THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP. IM BEGGING YOU-

~•ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟ ᴅɪғғɪᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴇs. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ʙʏ•~

Ah yes, please be a hetalian.
And remember.

N E N E P A P A

Me: "Im a hetalian!"
Person: "Oh wow! You must be stuck in that hell."
Me: "Yes Karen. Obviously I am, now help me."

Hetalian by TheChillFromAmino May 24, 2020

Hetalian 

A PERSONE WHO LOVES HETALIA LIKE ME NE NE PAPA

WE ARE HETALIANS MARUKAIET CHIKYUU

Hetalian by PAPAPAPASTA December 5, 2017

Hetalian 

A hardcore fan of the anime/webcomic Axis Powers Hetalia. Has watched all of the episodes, read all of the webcomic, and knows all the latest news from Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia's creator. Stalks the Hetalia blog frequently.

Signs of a Hetalian:

Giggles in History class (especially when the teacher mentions USA and Britian's "special relationship")

Uses various Hetalia mercendise at school, ex: Italy pencil case, France marker/highlighter

Owns at least one Hetalia shirt

Bought the Hetalia boxset (This one is sort of optional, due to the fact that half the Hetalia fans love the dub, and half of them despise it.)

When mentioning a nation in a conversation, they use "he" or "she"

Hetalians can be hetafags, but not always are

Student A:*giggle*

Student B: What's so funny? Its just history class.

Student C: Must be a Hetalian

Hetalian by Orzly September 25, 2010

Hetalian 

Someone that sold their soul to the dark lord of nee nee papa.

Most likely to have a religion like Doitsuism, Sealandism or something else hetalia related.

In some of the worst cases they will worship mochis, when that happen they will die instantaneously and take the whole world in hell with them.

Hetalians laugh a lot in history class.

Hetalian by Thatgayhetalian March 9, 2018

Hetalian 

A form of demon that watches Hetalia. Has a ritual to force normal humans to become Hetalians by getting them to push play on the first episode. Once this is done, there is no escape.

An average Hetalian's Pinterest board is filled with Hetalia less than 24 hours after induction.

Hetalian by arrarargh September 5, 2023

Hetalia 

A holy anime bestowed upon is in which countries become a bunch of stereotypical dudes.
Italy: Living pasta
Germany: Dogs n wurst n beer
Japan: Can't pronounce a single fucking "l" and has a personal space bubble bigger than America's ego
America: Somehow manages to stay in shape, despite consuming more than twice his body weight of burgers daily
England: Caterpillar brows

France: Stalks random men and goes all homo over them
China: Older than yo grandma
Russia: Would like to steal your soul
Canada: Who?
South Italy: Would you like some salt with that salt?
Hungary: Hentai queen
Austria: Likes to express emotions on a piano.

Warning: possibility of ovary explosions while watching
Ne ne papa

Why don't they just show us hetalia at history?
I was watching hetalia Hentai the other day.
Hetalia crack cured my cancer.

Hetalia by sillystringpony May 26, 2018

The Hetalia Fandom

The Hetalia Fandom is a unescapable fandom that has countries, gay ships, and multiple fangirls. Hetalia is the anime that they watch most and the people in the fandom are called Hetalians. They love pasta and sausage but they call the sausage wrust.

wow there is no escape out of The Hetalia Fandom

The Hetalia Fandom by Silver-Chan December 28, 2018