Herpangina (noun) - A poor excuse to get out of a previous commitment with friends. Something a gay ass hoe would say they had to skip school.
“Sorry, I can’t go tonight, I have Herpangina.”
“Bryce said he couldn’t make it , he has Herpangina.”
“Bryce said he couldn’t make it , he has Herpangina.”
by Nuthut May 03, 2019
Herpangina is a viral infection spread by the oral fecal route, such as by eating ass, not washing your hands after touching a surface touched by kids who also don't wash their hands, or possibly even by eating childrens' ass (not recommended as it is a felony in the entire civilized world, but you can probably do this in Thailand, I'm not a travel guide). It is usually caused by coxsackie A16 virus, for the sake of having a scientific name as ridiculous as calling a disease herpangina. It is encountered by adults mainly working in jobs they don't want to actually show up to, especially as an excuse to bail on social situations involving drinking, eating, or eating ass that you don't actually want to eat. Symptoms include ulcers at the back of the throat, possible headache, enlarged lymph nodes, and being a little bitch every time your friends try to invite you to have fun. Treatment is typically based on managing symptoms, while treatment from your friends involves getting made fun of for catching a kids' disease as an actual fucking adult, are you kidding me, wash your god damn hands.
"Yo did you hear Phil got the herpangina, that's why he's bailing on going to the bar"
"that's what he gets for eating so much ass"
"dude, he got it from work. I hope it wasn't from eating kids' asses"
"that's what he gets for eating so much ass"
"dude, he got it from work. I hope it wasn't from eating kids' asses"
by DJ Autastix October 29, 2021