Herpangina

Herpangina is a viral infection spread by the oral fecal route, such as by eating ass, not washing your hands after touching a surface touched by kids who also don't wash their hands, or possibly even by eating childrens' ass (not recommended as it is a felony in the entire civilized world, but you can probably do this in Thailand, I'm not a travel guide). It is usually caused by coxsackie A16 virus, for the sake of having a scientific name as ridiculous as calling a disease herpangina. It is encountered by adults mainly working in jobs they don't want to actually show up to, especially as an excuse to bail on social situations involving drinking, eating, or eating ass that you don't actually want to eat. Symptoms include ulcers at the back of the throat, possible headache, enlarged lymph nodes, and being a little bitch every time your friends try to invite you to have fun. Treatment is typically based on managing symptoms, while treatment from your friends involves getting made fun of for catching a kids' disease as an actual fucking adult, are you kidding me, wash your god damn hands.

"Yo did you hear Phil got the herpangina, that's why he's bailing on going to the bar"
"that's what he gets for eating so much ass"
"dude, he got it from work. I hope it wasn't from eating kids' asses"

Herpangina by DJ Autastix October 29, 2021

herpangina

Herpangina (noun) - A poor excuse to get out of a previous commitment with friends. Something a gay ass hoe would say they had to skip school.

“Sorry, I can’t go tonight, I have Herpangina.”

“Bryce said he couldn’t make it , he has Herpangina.”

herpangina by Nuthut May 3, 2019

Herpanini 

Any of several viral diseases causing the eruption of extremely large blisterlike vesicles on the skin or mucous membranes approximately the size of a panini, this includes herpanini simplex or herpanini zoster.

For years the Italian bun fermented in the perfect environment. After the invasion of France to the North of Italy in 1527, the French converted the original recipe. the new mix have showed great results.

Herpanini is widely spread in most parts of the western world. most herpes suffers feel that they should upgrade for the bigger and better herpanini.

Damn, that herpanini' has got too much mayo in it!

do you think toasting that herpanini too much will dry it out?

you have got some herpanini juice on your left cheek.

Herpanini by CastIron Shoe Monkey October 27, 2011

herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis 

herpes, gonorrhea, siphillis, chlamidia, aids, hepatitis, vaginitis, and crabs in one, easy to pronounce word

dude, i heard that someone in our school has herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis! apparently, five hundred billion years ago, she was created by satan and god was so super pissed so he froze her in liquid carbonite and threw her to the depths of hell. well as the world grew older, she got ever closer to the surface of the planet. sources say that in 1927, african scientists found her and unfroze her body and she made each of them do the naughty with her. now there was one scientist for every disease she carried and each could only receive one of the diseases so herpes passed to one, chlamadia to another, until they all passed. then she had the scientists go to all parts of the world to spread the diseases so she can become stronger. that's how all std's were created and then spread throughout the world:)

herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis by Das Coq July 30, 2009

herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, Syphilis, and aids in a dirty juicee cluster of disease.

So I hooked up with this chick last night and it wasn't until afterwards she told me she has herpagonasyphilaids.

herpagonasyphilaids by Matt Remien August 29, 2007

Herpagonasiphalaids 

A conbinations of Herpies, Gonorrhea, siphilous, and aids

Used in context to a nasty, promiscuous or dirty individual.

you kissed who you probably have Herpagonasiphalaids now.
or
I wouldnt sleep with you youll probably give me Herpagonasiphalaids

Herpagonasiphalaids by Noka November 19, 2007

Herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and aids. Usually the first thing someone thinks of when they think about a really slutty girl/guy they don't like.

Guy - "Hey Suzy, do you know that hot chelsea chick that sits behind us in biology?"

Girl - "Yeah, she has Herpagonasyphilaids."

Guy- "No shit? So I should wear protection when I bang her?"

Girl - "gahhh.."

Herpagonasyphilaids by crissydos March 11, 2009