Hermis:

To be a Hermis is to act in a careless manner.
A Hermis is content whichever way the wind blows.
A Hermis cannot be brought down to a lower level than that of a careless state.

A Hermis can live his life with the minimum requirements to live on a day to day basis. While he does not care or have any dreams in life, he does however like to argue.

Hermis will argue in a sense of not caring about the outcome of his argument.
The Hermis: I'm not feeling too well. You know how you feel when you are getting sick? I feel cold and achy with a slight headache.
Other Person: I know What you mean.
The Hermis: Ehhhhh oh well at least my mom is making mashed potatoes, maybe that will help
by The Cat from Above January 25, 2011
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Pulling a Hermis is being incompetent and arguing with everyone in the hermis's path. The Hermis is a wild and uncontrollable being.
Guy: Lets play some cs:s
The Hermis: ohhh noooozzz, I got to go to Hyperaudio to fix my d1s

Guy: Don't pull a hermis
by The Cat from Above January 20, 2011
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A Hermis is a cherished act in which one person spreads jelly or any similar substance in the pubic hair of another person and then licks/eats it off. One who excels at this art is known as a "Hermstar."
Person 1: "I want you to give me a Hermis."

Hermstar: "Gladly, but I only use the finest Hermis jelly."
by Hermstatic July 18, 2012
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Phrase used to discourage or ward off trolling or to otherwise notify potential trolls that their comments will be ignored.
Post: "Camped out at Walmart overnight so I can be the first to buy the new Kanye West album! No Hermie!"
by BliggityBlam April 20, 2015
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Hermy is an unusual name, not used by many. However all Hermys are beautiful, kind and caring Filipino women. They are mildly quiet until you get to know them, where they are very funny and are the best of company.
Hey look there's Hermy.
by ALEX1234qwerty February 11, 2019
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1. A phrase to use in all situations where "That's what she said" and "No Homo" should be used.

2. Phrase \created to use in lieu of "That's what she said" and "No Homo" as these phrases have been overused.

3. Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

4. A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
Her: "Would you like to stay the night and park your car in my garage?" Him: "No Hermie"
Her: "Are you in?" Her: "No Hermie!"
Him to one of his boys: "Would you like some of my banana? No Hermie"
by BlazinBlaze March 5, 2011
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A being who has BOTH sex organs.
by Jade November 10, 2003
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