herbivoraphobia

Herbivoraphobia (noun) – The irrational fear or deep existential dread of consuming plants that may have consciousness, feelings, or the ability to scream internally. Common side effects include hesitation before eating salads, paranoia about sentient vegetables, and a deep-rooted suspicion of celery.

"I tried to go vegan, but my herbivoraphobia kicked in—I just know that broccoli resents me."

by J Everwood February 14, 2025