Herbal Essences 

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.

John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"

Herbal Essences by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

herbal essences 

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.

(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.

herbal essences by Lorelili December 29, 2007

Herbal Essences 

A shampoo brand.

"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"

"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."

Herbal Essences by Doggen September 8, 2019

Herbal Essences 

The act of ripping open a girls ass and pouring shampoo right down. Now when she takes a shit she cleans your toilet.

John get me the herbal essences

Herbal Essences by HACKz1337 April 2, 2009

herbal essences 

herb, weed, reeefer (to talk about weed when parents or teachas are around)

Hey,you bring the herbal essences tonite?

herbal essences by dupri November 9, 2003

herbal essences experience 

Getting freaky in the shower

I can't wait till I get to her house for that Herbal Essences Experience.

herbal essences experience by Steph I know you didn't just look this up June 11, 2006

Herbal Essence 

While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.

Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.

Herbal Essence by kumhearho September 11, 2010