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A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
by Lorelili December 01, 2007
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While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.
by kumhearho September 10, 2010
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Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
by Kelpy Gู‹ October 23, 2019
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A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."

"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"

"No, but I did."
by SBCP February 01, 2010
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that sticky-icky-icky... ohh wee! put it the de air!
i was burnin that herbal essence; it had me zooted!
by vaguegus May 10, 2005
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The act of ripping open a girls ass and pouring shampoo right down. Now when she takes a shit she cleans your toilet.
by HACKz1337 November 20, 2008
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